Sanjic is an organisation that values your time and laughs more than anything. We are happy to offer ourselves and our services for free to all those who endorse the Sanjic lifestyle and bling.

There is a certain stigma that comes with mindlessly throwing promotion codes at people and hypnotising them to purchase t-shirts and other merchandising products. There will be no walking egg shells around here! Crush as many eggs as you like! Just like our favourite cooking tutorial channel — How to basic.

We know you will enjoy the following sequences and activities with a swell smile and a majestic mind.

Medical Wonders

Welcome to the f-you-tya! where all sorts of clinical procedures are available for free on a whim.

If you would like to get some upgrades see now!

Medicine can only come so far in 10 years, to ensure our trials stay ahead of other free government services we must receive many donations from honourable and selfless souls. Sanjic gladly thanks all the homeless donations we receive each and every week. With these samples we can perform procedures swiftly and behind the law's eye. Many don't make it but this is not to be worried about seeing as they can be recycled back into the juicer for pizza saucification.

All our successful trials are of course first photographed and then, only after, do we terminate them.

With dumb dumbs and droolers being an ever increasing slice of the population we must act fast to prevent their continual invasion.

Rather than making a profit during this defence, Sanjic has opted to offer our notability and wisdom to those who need it most for absolute zilch.

This lavishing and selfish act will allow poor minded people a second chance to thrive in this economic storm. (They've nae chance)

Within this page of refuge you will find information to spread about different subjects at school. The questions within will allow for further development of the prefrontal cortex. Not only that but you yourself may learn something new rather than this just being plain old revision. Its simple stuff really.

Examinaitional Interrogations

Let me learn the ways of the Wise Wizard

In the mood for something a little different? Boy do we have a trick for you! Sanjic has mastered the art of hosting parties and other crazy events. From galaxy wide festivals to simple planet deconstructions, Sanjic has got your back on this one. We host these for free because we love to see different species interacting with each other in a circumstance other than intergalactic war.

Sanjic loves the harmonious and primitive "come around the fire and dance", something about all your brains desires the original days. A certain nostalgia for coming together as a tribe and really isn't that Sanjic is? A big bringing together of different people from all over in a hopes to create everlasting connections.

Events

To reiterate, great events are to happen, so why not be there when they take place? (We will provide time travel for those whose lifespans do not coincide with dates) Or even host one yourself, we will provide all the resources!

Join the galactic rave

Magical Merchandise

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The best merchandise possible, made using nironoxonic fibres woven inside the great rings orbiting the great space colonial district. (A hosting space station home to over 10,000 different species)

It has been imported exploiting the use of naturally formed space rifts allowing faster travel to the milky-way and pinwheel galaxy.

Our importers are trusted greatly and we have had no such problems since their evolution from bacteria right up to them zooming through blanks in space.

These products not only can cause serious increases in brain activity but can also increase your wavelength so much, that in rare cases, expiration of that person's mind is the final result.

Trust us, we are the experts. We have tinkered with merchandise for longer than humans have been around.

Each and every product has a unique identity attached, allowing for you to connect to it. So why not jump right in now and find yourself something stylish?

Show off that bling to the undeveloped around you and watch as goop seeps from their ears. Give that a taste and it will be their brain!

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