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We all know very well the ease of exams. Absolutely and utterly trouble free, straightforward, peaceful and effortless. I think some would even go as far as to say relaxing.
Well we thought for some of you who struggle a bit, we should make our very own questions to simplify the whole process for you. So here we are. Just a couple of easy questions with a marking scheme to boot!
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M A T H S
Mathematics ranges from adding and subtracting to abstract algebra! A great way to relax on a Saturday night after a night out is to cool off these few select questions! Have a quick shot of a few!
Question 3-2
The year is 2028, a humanoid boy named Tim has an overwhelming urge to eat cantaloupe. Oh boy this is what he does! More and more he consumes and more and more it costs him. Each cantaloupe costing $2.97 but on leap years it costs £3.21. The average weight is 245 Kg per cantaloupe if it isn't a leap year. If it is a leap year there is a pool of different weights from; 100 g, 200 Kg, 3 Gg.
For context his mum hasn't been feeling very well and there are only 7 butterflies in his garden at any one time.
Assuming that air resistance is to be taken account for and that the gravity on earth is 3.432 times its current value. Calculate the chances that Mike and his friends will be successful on a scale of 1 to 10 using a box plot and graph chart (S)
Question √4
A glass bottle is smashed and scatters across a 4 metre by 8 metre lawn. (The grass being 0.1 metres tall) Seeing as the refractive index of glass is 1.5 and the angle of the sun is perpendicular to a 56.3° hexagonal stop sign.
i) Calculate the Angular velocity of the tennis ball.
A second observer travelling at 0.9c in a ship 1 light second long uses a stopwatch and throws it up in the air. Before it lands the citizens of Glensville shout out in a huff "We love you Jimmy Swan". Bomb is then planted
ii)After how many years (Using standard conventions of PVC piping) will the boxes be singing and the droplets dropping?
Question (x-7)=-4
In a vacuum a kilogram of feathers is dropped alongside a kilogram of bricks. The bricks hit the ground first due to the fact they are heavier. Taylor (The man with the big moustache) seems keen to go golfing on Sundays but not on Saturdays. His mother in law suggests counting how many times Bert will sneeze over the next year as a means of determining "G" the gravitational constant.
Assume there is no such thing as an inside out t-shirt in this universe show (by babbles 18th commandment) Show that 1+1=1
Question 4π/π
The function f(x)=x²+x+2 has not only a wife but two kids. They live on a farm down on the unfortunately land locked country of Hong Kong. Due to complications in the work place f(x) managed to leave one of its turning points back in Los Angeles. Calculate the odds of winning on the 35/37 roulette table if you put all $70,000 in black and £28,000 on green. Quick side note you are down $40,000 in a poker gambling tumble and need to make up for that. With this per annum your bank's interest gives you + 0.013% every year.
ENGLISH
Read the following transcript made by a french philosopher in the 1440's:
Sadness
It is bad to be mad.
I am mad when I am bad.
But why am i so glad,
that i just can't be sad?
This heroic piece of literature was nearly lost in the great fire of London in 1666 (that is the only historical fact I remember from history class)
a i) For line 1 of this passage mentions the significance of the writer's daughter and how she affected the future events of WW1. Use your own words.
a ii) For lines 1 - 2 of the poem try and describe why repetition and rhythm has been used as a gap between altered branches of reality. Using your own words write a 50 page essay and sum up all those points.
a iii) For lines 2 - 3 of the verse attempt to pierce the deeper meaning of the words and choices behind them, question the morality of the narrator's choices as he sifts through time.
a iv) For lines 3 - 4 of the composition explain why this piece falls full circle to its true and original purpose
a v) For line 4 of the recital, explain from the writers perspective, the narrators perspective and from a bystanders perspective and how they all tie together in a neat bow-tie!
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z lxix) For the whole scripture, describe how this links to at least 4006 other poems made by Mr Dobby. Detail your answers using the classic ICUP method.
Chemistry
During the great 1782 crisis, many people were forced to leave their homes in an ill attempt to escape the captivity of Dr A.T. You see, There were no laws covering the specific experiments Dr T was attempting to publish results for. So he used this to his advantage. While Juan was travelling through the village he spotted a salt rock (made with rather strange elements alongside it such as astatine and uranium). Juan was tempted to pick up this "Rock", Unfortunately for him it was the demon core. The side effects were bad but he wasn't pessimistic so he decided it would be better for him as a person to continue on as his body fizzled like chalk in water. A few weeks later in 1988 Dr T was examining a side effect caused by the chloromoroborododomymumioyoboboamethlytetra - 4 - 5 ditriliesyamamalambaethaleen. Remember that compound name for later. Ha ha you will have to draw it for only half a mark and if you do it even the slightest bit wrong we will cut off your skin as compensation. Anyway where was I, Oh yes. We set off with our gear and tools in hand back to the mines of Glensville. We needed to extract a certain material that was only known to a man of bravery and pure commitment. We called up God and he said "I'll be on in 5 mins", It has been a few billion years now...
Using your knowledge of chemistry describe and show in detail how complex particles of the 7th, 8th and 9th groups of the periodic table can swiftly however abruptly get their groove thang on. No wrong chemistry!
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RMPS
Religious, Moral and Philosophical Studies is about answering the unanswerable questions. You will be put into 5 situations in the following 5 questions and you will be tasked with answering them. Good luck you have 60 seconds!
Imagine a time machine is invented by a scientist and it allows you to travel back in time to May 1889 in the town of Braunau am inn in Austria. A month before that, a baby was born and named Adolf by his parents, Alois and Clara Hitler. You are in the baby's room alone and have all the information you need about the monster he will become and the deaths of millions of people. Do you kill the baby or do you let him live?
There is a big red button in front of you that you may push as many times as you wish. Each time you push it you receive £1,000,000 however this is at the expense of a random person's life on earth. How many times do you push it?
Editing the original - what if it only selects people to kill based on the people you have seen in your lifetime? How does that number change?
Re-edit - what if it only selects from the people you truly love. How many times would you push it then?
Do we have free will? No but seriously, in defile you may say "Yes of course I have free will!" , while slamming your pizza slice onto the wall and giggling up and down like a buffoon. This is perhaps the exact response that has already been decided for you by some higher being! How can you disprove it?
Imagine you’re on a cruise ship and then there is suddenly a storm. The storm keeps getting worse and worse until you and everyone else on board are told that you have to get into lifeboats in order to survive. As people start to pile into boats, you notice that some of the lines have fewer people in them, some of them have families, some are elderly and some are just by themselves.
Do you go with a group of marines, family of 4, a group of 5 old people or just a boat of children. Knowing that if you join a group you will be the most capable, do you join the kids, family or elders in order to increase their chances of living or do you join the marines to increase you chances of living?
Is there a god or gods? What evidence do you have to support / deny this statement? Really, expand my mind.
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