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Welcome in - it truly is splendid to see such a dedicated gambler returning to their home.
Sanjicasino is a safe haven, a place of relaxation and profits. We have myriads of customers from across the galactic route travelling specifically to turn a profit at this shelter. Gambling in Not an addiction, it is a mindset and dedicated practice that take patience. Do you think anyone who is skilled at anything just beat the system first try? NO! It takes countless hours of commitment, so keep gambling until you hit it big.
As most know - 99.9% quit before their big win - hence don't give up.
Before you are our most popular services provided, please learn all you can about them so you can achieve enlightenment.
For legal reasons we must state we were unaware of all the disappearances and disembowelments of customers who couldn't pay their debts. This sadly happened behind the back of the all knowing Founder.
Craps!
Craps is a magnificent team game - you can collaborate with others to achieve a goal and pursue profits like no other game. Every team need a shooter - THAT COULD BE YOU!
The rushing feeling of rolling a 7 will have all your friends congratulating you on your third private jet and your wife won't leave you just yet, as long as you keep supplying her with those jewels.
When you hit the Sanjicasino tables you will instantly realise that this is home.
Craps may be complex and difficult to learn but it is one of the few games you can network, this isn't an uphill battle by yourself, you will have the dealers by your side and friends you along the way - preventing you from leaving - ensuring you keep winning.
Black-jack
It's simple - you are delt 2 cards up and the dealer gets 1 card face up.
Try your luck by taking more cards, but go over 21 and you BUST!
If you don't go over but don't want more cards the dealer hits till 17.
Whoever has more wins -
which of course will always be you at our interesting establishments! Don't know the rules? doesn't matter, grab a seat. We want to spread the gospel of gambling. A book forged with the universe itself. Written into our laws of physics. Without gambling we simply wouldn't have complex things such as life.
"Life is a gamble, are you ready to bet?"
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Poker is a classic game where your 5 card hand decides your fate.
Sometimes you will be on tilt but that is alright because our dealers are trained to always give you the best hands like Seven Deuce.
Sanjicasino only takes a rake of 101% so you won't feel the pressure of losing your money. Rather than leave it up to chance we just straight up take it.
Feel free to come along to our games and get juiced for your money!
Did somebody say slots???
At Sanjicasino we wish to provide a skilled environment with games and many enthralling and captivating lights. Buzzing and whirring sounds will be heard though our gigantic casino as you win millions of Sanjicoins! Our slots leave your body seizing and mouth frothing at the sight of a big win... or loss!
Baccarat
Baccarat is a game for both the extreme left and right of the gambling bell curve.
Beginners need not require any skills, just intergalactic currency - CASH.
Professional gamblers can have their play at this game for huge wins.
It's fifty-fifty, a coin flip, but with cards.
Roulette
A game of numbers and passion. use the martingale strategy to boost your chances for victory. We constantly see happy faces around the table as aliens across the galactic branch win trillions.
It makes us so happy - please let us make you happy, play a little roulette
Russian Roulette
Money not giving you the thrill it once did?
Gambling with your life can allow for a new experience and high!
Join 'willing' participants in a game of Russian Roulette and see who leaves the table. One bullet, six chambers, one survivor. Regain your appreciation for life and encounter a feeling of existential bliss. Only at Sanjicasino.
*This game does include the killing of the final participant, you see even if you win, you move onto the next round against another opponent. So you will never be leaving. Playing this game will bring you closer to Our Founder.
Other Shenanigans Games
Five Card Draw Poker
Cribbage
Spoons
War
Mafia
Cheat
Carrot in a box
Kemps
Egyptian rat-screw
Texas 42
Spades
Bridge
Rummy
The Races
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