Why is everyone always shouting ? Lets all chill and relax for a second. No-one is going to get hurt here at Sanjic. 

Firstly you will never have to worry about giving us your sacred doubloons, everything is free!* Also we will never run out of stock because there is no "Stock" (this isn't real). You are already a member by simply surfing sanjic.com. 

The only thing you will be spending on these items is the happy time you spend picking out items and the fun times ahead while you display your loyalty to us!

*If we wanted your money we would simply drain your accounts, we aren't patient enough for you to type in banking details we already have.

So what are you waiting for? Oh the package to arrive, right! Well any and all orders will certainly perhaps arrive in good time. While you wait i suggest counting up in intervals of 1 from 0 for each hour that passes. Once you reach -1 send a complaint for how long we have taken to deliver you free things.