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Jamie's Jam and Co. is a stylish brand that displays jam with no disparity but all the clarity in the world.
Just as any start up business does, Jamie's Jam and Co. is currently attempting to find light within this economic darkness. With many unapresiated and undervalued products in his production line, Jamie is sure to become the next best jam brand. Invest now while prices are low!
The main goal of Jamie's Jam (similar to ours) is to enable people to be happy and enjoy the previous experiences with his brand. The main goal isn't world dominance or money, it is bringing a community of higher beings together.
Miniature Bundle
This cretinous bundle is only for the thin pocketed and the weak willed of minds. For the humble and humbling price of £98.27. This bundle contains not 2, not 3, not 5 but 1 jam pot. For customers who find the grand total of 50 ml of jam unsatisfying, simply make more money.
Large Bundle
Okay, so now that you have upgraded from small to large. That is a start. Once we have received £1638.34 you will gain 1500 ml of pure Jamie's nectar. Special features : None
Extra Value Mega Bundle
A real upgrade now. Going from poverty to lower middle class with this one. For a mere and flat £2,000,000 you can have 4,000 litres of salty goodness. FAQ - "Salty?", yeah read the packaging for that one.
Mega Super Bundle O' Scrumptious Joy
The big one! Costing you 1 hospitable planet (should be delivered to the Sanjic HQ). Containing a planets worth of Jam (1233.91 quintillion liters). You can swim in this stuff, breathe it, live in it. It is a one time deal with only 7 left in stock. We hope you manage to purchase this great offer.
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